Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

Father’s Day is on Sunday! If your dad is anything like mine, he’s always there to lend a helping hand, but not without a good knee-slapper first! When I was a child, a lot of his one-liners went over my head. A few short years later, every “dad joke” he said made me roll my eyes with the distain that only a hormonal teenage girl can achieve. In my adult years though, I’ve come to appreciate them and can’t help but laugh whenever he works one in. And, much to the chagrin of others close to me, I’ve inherited his knack for puns. The horror!

Scroll down to relive a few classic dad jokes that will always be funny, in the not-so-funny way. And if you have any funny dad jokes to add to this list, please share them in the comments below!

Ugh, Daaaaaaddd!

Daughter: I’m Hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad!


You know what I meant!

Son: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got all of them cut!


Ooooo, I’m telling Mom!

Daughter: How much did it cost you to get married?
Dad: I’m not sure, I’m still paying…


Really, Dad? Really?

Son: You know, Dad, I inherited a lot of your genes.
Dad: So that’s why I never have anything to wear!



Daughter: Did the mail arrive yet?
Dad: Besides me, what other males are you expecting to show up?



Son: What’s it like having the best son?
Dad: I don’t know, ask your grandpa.


No, I’m serious. Hand it over.

Daughter: I’ll be good for $20.
Dad: When I was your age, I was good for nothing!


I’m looking forward to hearing what gems my dad will share with our family this Sunday! I’ve already got my gift picked out for Father’s Day, but if you’re ever inclined to show a dad you know how special he is for any occasion, don’t miss our stunning selection of gifts for him, exclusively from The Bradford Exchange.

Thanks for reading! Don’t forget to share your favorite dad jokes in the comments below and please share this post in honor of all the cheesy Dads we know and love!

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